LIZARDS, TRADITIONS, AND NUTS: A KITTY'S OPINION

Whiskers twitching, I gaze upon the mountain of copra. My human insists it's vital for his strange rituals involving fire and strange concoctions. He claims it comes from coconut, but I suspect a darker secret lies beneath its pale shell. Perhaps it holds the key to the enigmatic world of reptiles. They slither and hiss, embodying a primal energy t